Ball Shaq signed for Charlie Sheen has the Big Aristotle's (or Big Diesel or Big Whatever he's calling himself today) signature from his championship Laker days, with an added "34" in black marker, grading a slam-dunk 9/10. Official NBA Spalding ball is a fat and sassy NRMT, just like the Big You Know Who. Don't bet Shaq doesn't have a future on the silver screeen.